Today my rigid, super srs bsns corporate job announced they were abandoning the 9-5 core hour structure and allowing us to, more or less, set our own schedules – provided we make all our meetings, get our shit done, and stay communicative on chat/email when we’re not in the office.

I’ve longed for this day since the dawn of time. I can’t even believe it’s real… and I hope to god any slacky idiots don’t fuck it up.

Future leaders, this is how you retain and motivate people. RESPECT AND TRUST THEM.