Tonight we are picking up a lifesize cutout of Peter Capaldi, which I will promptly position facing out the garage window.

(Our old HOA never removed us from the Facebook group when we moved, and we never left because the drama is entertaining and now we get to watch it from a lovely distance. I don’t keep up with it anymore, so B tells us when something juicy is going on – or if someone is giving away something hilarious. Today it paid off.)