I feel like houseplants are the final level of adulting that I can’t beat… like there is no consensus anywhere on how to succeed, for instance
Website 1: “brown leaves are a sign of under watering”
Website 2: “brown leaves are a sign of over watering”
Website 3: “Plantodilius plantum is popular bc it’s easy to care for”
Website 4: “Plantodilius plantum is super finicky and needs special growing conditions”
Website 5: “Deathus plantus will murder any cat who breathes near it”
Website 6: “Deathus plantus might make your cat a little pukey if they eat the entire trunk”