Vegan: sorry, I can’t eat that, I’m vegan.
Carnist: *acts surprised and intrigued, asks 200 questions we’ve heard a million times before, brings other people into the conversation to get them on their side, acts like they have insider knowledge about veganism, talks about how they could never do it, makes up shit about how it’s unhealthy or expensive, makes bacon jokes*
Carnist: lol vegans never shut up about veganism