I know this sounds snobby but like
I honestly feel bad for straight girls
like
a) they don’t know what they’re missing and
b) out of every single man I’ve met in my entire life, B is like 100x better than all of them so I’m pretty sure I got the last good one. Like maybe there are 5-10 others in the world but probably half of those are gay and surely none are as adorable and weird. (see also: photo, previous post)
That was my random thought, carry on. But ladies, please please please never settle. It’s better to spend your life with friends and cats than a sub-par man.