I know this sounds snobby but like

I honestly feel bad for straight girls

like

a) they don’t know what they’re missing and

b) out of every single man I’ve met in my entire life, B is like 100x better than all of them so I’m pretty sure I got the last good one. Like maybe there are 5-10 others in the world but probably half of those are gay and surely none are as adorable and weird. (see also: photo, previous post)

That was my random thought, carry on. But ladies, please please please never settle. It’s better to spend your life with friends and cats than a sub-par man.