Ok so I just got this catalogue in the mail that I never signed up for
and halfway through there is this
a glorious, full 2-page spread of fantasy dildos.
I do not even have a comment.
but, I will add that there is a phone number in addition to a website. That means someone is going to order dildos over the phone.
just let yourself think about that.
if you’d like that someone to be you, the number is 1-800-333-4220.